..dumb Kid

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..dumb kid

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his

customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it

to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in

the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"

The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the

barber. "That kid never learns!"

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out

of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did

you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his

cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over."