AltumAngel Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 A man showing off his new flat to friends late at night was asked by one of them, "Why the big brass gong in the corner?" "That's my talking clock," he replied, "I'll show you how it works." With that, he gave the gong an almighty whack with a golf club. Instantly, a voice from the next flat screamed, "Hey, shut up! It's nearly midnight!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter991 Posted July 23, 2007 Share Posted July 23, 2007 He should have used this one. Doesn't talk - but its great. Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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