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A man in Grand Central Train Station had a sudden and urgent requirement to use the toilet. He rushed into the stall in the public restroom just in time to avoid a catastrophe. However he found too late to his dismay that there was no toilet paper on the roll. At that moment he heard somone enter the stall next to his. In a half whisper, he leaned close to the partition and said,"any toilet paper in there?". "No toilet paper in here", came the voice from the other side. The man hesitated briefly and finally said, "Newspapers? Any newspapers in there?" "Nope", came the voice from the other side, "No newspapers in here either".

Finally the gentleman in distress asked, "Can you give me four fives for a twenty"?

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