My Pint of Lager had this foul stench last night...

[bob smith]

I am currently in rural Thailand visiting an old pal of mine called Jimmy.

He took me out to this local pub run by a brit and his Thai wife last night because they had lager on draft and he knows that's what I like.

 

The food was OK and the service was decent.

Then came the pint of lager..

 

As soon as I put the glass to my lips I could smell it.

Like rotten eggs it was,

the smell was too much to bear so I walked up to the bar and told the owner.

I asked him does he clean his pipes regularly or not??

 

the cheeky git kicked me and my friend out claiming we were giving his beer and bar a bad name.

I said go on, taste it yourself then.

he refused and ordered we both leave this second.

Jimmy protested but to no avail.

We paid up and left without leaving a tip.

We were in there all of 25 minutes.

 

Jimmy had been frequenting this dive for years but had never ordered their draft beer before.

I love a good draft so naturally it was the first thing I ordered.

 

seems the brit and his wife can't take any form of constructive criticism.

I hesitate to say that this kind of behavior is normal in nakhon nowhere but I will hazard a guess that it is..

 

bob.

 

[ChumpChange]

 

7 minutes ago, bob smith said:

I asked him does he clean his pipes regularly or not??

Here we go again, the latest fanciful fable from the land of bits and bobs, who gets thrown out of bars, restaurants, gyms, doctor's offices, law offices and who knows where else. But of course it's always them that are the problem and not you, right?

 

Well, FFS, if some nasty git asked me if I clean my pipes regularly I would probably introduce him to a lot more than just the exit door.

 

 

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, ChumpChange said:

Well, FFS, if some nasty git asked me if I clean my pipes regularly I would probably introduce him to a lot more than just the exit door.

would you show him your sausage?

 

bob.

[bob smith]

Just now, 2baht said:

Damn it Bob! Don't mess about! Make the Poms an offer and buy the joint!

It was a run down place in the middle of nowhere mate.

 

something tells me it wouldn't be a sound investment 😄 

 

bob.

[nobodysfriend]

15 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Like rotten eggs it was,

the smell was too much to bear

 I would not drink something that appears to be not clean .

Had food poisoning a few times here already , the sanitary standards are often simply non existing .

 

[2baht]

Just now, bob smith said:

It was a run down place in the middle of nowhere mate.

 

something tells me it wouldn't be a sound investment 😄 

 

bob.

That's probably why the lager stinks, could be past it's use by!

[SAFETY FIRST]

20 minutes ago, bob smith said:

the cheeky git kicked me and my friend out

Where is this bar, I'm going there and buy the owner's a beer and a meal. 😂

 

 

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

Where is this bar, I'm going there and buy the owner's a beer and meal.

 

 

have a beer yourself!

 

tastes good!!

 

bob.

[SAFETY FIRST]

34 minutes ago, bob smith said:

put the glass to my lips I could smell it.

Like rotten eggs

Over the many years I've drunk a lot of draft beer, never had one smell of rotten eggs, this is unheard of. 

 

Very rare.

Buy yourself a lottery ticket, luck is on your side. 

 

[Stocky]

23 minutes ago, bob smith said:

Jimmy had been frequenting this dive for years but had never ordered their draft beer before.

 

6 minutes ago, bob smith said:

It was a run down place in the middle of nowhere

You aren't too bright Bob are you, given the observations you made, it doesn't take a genius to realise that keg of piss has been sat there for months in the blistering heat.

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, Stocky said:

 

You aren't too bright Bob are you, given the observations you made, it doesn't take a genius to realise that keg of piss has been sat there for months in the blistering heat.

nevertheless, they were charging top whack for a pint of it.

 

It was cold but absolutely stunk of rotten eggs.

I almost threw up. it was revolting.

the fact the owner refused to smell it himself speaks volumes imo.

 

bob.

[CanadaSam]

Congrats, so instead of antagonizing everybody on this forum, you have now also made your "mate" lose one of his favourite watering holes, and also managed to make enemies of some bar/restaurant owners in a far corner of LOS.

 

Good to hear you are not only selectively targeting us, and aiming to alienate as many people as you possibly can!

 

Keep going, and do let us know when you need money to pay your hospital bills.

[2baht]

2 minutes ago, bob smith said:

nevertheless, they were charging top whack for a pint of it.

 

It was cold but absolutely stunk of rotten eggs.

I almost threw up. it was revolting.

the fact the owner refused to smell it himself speaks volumes imo.

 

bob.

How many stinkin' pints did you end up putting away, Bob???

[stoner]

that stench was desperation. 

[OneMoreFarang]

That was a message to you not to go back to that place.

Don't be surprised if you will receive that message in several places when they get to know you.

[FritsSikkink]

18 minutes ago, bob smith said:

It was a run down place in the middle of nowhere mate.

 

something tells me it wouldn't be a sound investment 😄 

 

bob.

Why did your old pal bring you to a run down place?

[SAFETY FIRST]

41 minutes ago, bob smith said:

old pal of mine called Jimmy 

Jimmy protested but to no avail.

Your only mate is now banned from his local.

 

Poor Jimmy 😔

 

[Sandboxer]

You're an idiot for even ordering anything, be it food or drink, from a place run by a Brit. These are the people who think baked beans and warm beer are a culinary cultural heritage.

 

 

 

 

[impulse]

30 minutes ago, bob smith said:

It was a run down place in the middle of nowhere mate.

 

Wouldn't that be your first clue not to order anything on tap?

 

[bob smith]

15 minutes ago, FritsSikkink said:

Why did your old pal bring you to a run down place?

Because they had beer on tap and that is what I prefer.

 

bob.

[bob smith]

22 minutes ago, CanadaSam said:

Keep going, and do let us know when you need money to pay your hospital bills.

don't worry, i've got plenty stashed away for a rainy day!

 

bob.

[bob smith]

22 minutes ago, 2baht said:

How many stinkin' pints did you end up putting away, Bob???

I didn't even let it touch my lips.

 

the stench was so overpowering that I almost threw up in the glass!

 

bob.

[patman30]

1 hour ago, bob smith said:

We paid up and left without leaving a tip.

why pay if beer was off and ordered to leave?
most likely pipes as you assume
the fact he refused to taste it means he likely knows what the issue is

[ChumpChange]

TBH, the bloke who owns the joint deserves a trophy. Anyone who intentionally serves bob a bad beer to get rid of him ASAP is a hero in my book. 

 

A shame the geezer didn't serve bob an undercooked burger and some cold, rubbery chips to go with it. Oh, wait...

[Robin]

Could have ben the last of the barrel;  When I worked behind a bar in UK  the dregs of the barrel often smelled like this.  Rotten Eggs smell  (hydrogen sulphide, ) is the decomposition of the yeast in the beer.

it often happens, I cannot see why the bar owner needs to make a fuss about it.  Could it have been the way the comments

were made?

If I had been the barman, I would have poured the customer another beer.  

On the other hand, it was not unknown for bar staff to give troublesome customers  duff pint to get rid of them. if the cap fits???

[bob smith]

6 minutes ago, patman30 said:

why pay if beer was off and ordered to leave?

so I didn't end up being another soi 6 casualty! 

 

it's just not worth the hassle these days.

 

bob.

[bob smith]

3 minutes ago, Robin said:

Could have ben the last of the barrel;  When I worked behind a bar in UK  the dregs of the barrel often smelled like this.  Rotten Eggs smell  (hydrogen sulphide, ) is the decomposition of the yeast in the beer.

it often happens

could you please explain this to @SAFETY FIRST

 

thanks!

 

bob.

[ChumpChange]

8 minutes ago, bob smith said:

so I didn't end up being another soi 6 casualty! 

 

it's just not worth the hassle these days.

 

bob.

I thought you favored Soi 6/1?

 

 

 

[SAFETY FIRST]

5 minutes ago, bob smith said:

could you please explain this to @SAFETY FIRST

 

thanks!

 

bob.

You're not allowed 2 profiles on AN forums, it's against the rules

 

We all know Robin is your alias here on these forums. 

 

 

[bob smith]

1 minute ago, SAFETY FIRST said:

You're not allowed 2 profiles on AN forums, it's against the rules

 

We all know Robin is your alias here on these forums. 

 

 

Wishful thinking on your part again, SAFETY..

 

You just don't like to be made a fool out of do you?

tell the truth..

 

bob.