Last night's tranny surprise. At least I wasn't molested.

[123Stodg]

Right mates. I don't usually post on local forums, but I ended up with a tranny last night by mistake. I'm sure I'm not the first bloke in Thailand that this has happened to and certainly won't be the last. A common occurrence when in a state I'm sure. I had a few too many Guinness, then picked up what I thought was a hot girl in Suk Soi 11, and then we ended up back at my place having a rough and tumble. Since I was pretty snookered, I let what I thought was a girl do most of the heavy lifting. It wasn't until the geezer was on top that I could see something spinning around like a helicopter down in the area where that our bits were intertwined. Since I was in no state to get into any violent altercations, I just let it run. He tried to stuff me too at some point, but I wasn't having it. To be honest, it was all pretty good though, and everything finished off well, so I have no complaints. He's gone now from my place, and I gave him a few thousand Baht when he left, luckily I got rid of him before the maid showed up in the morning, but he's been texting me on What's App and I haven't replied. He has called a few times too, but I haven't taken any of his calls either. He probably suspects something has gone adrift now, but I just don't want to get involved in a confusing situation. I have no problems with what happened. No strange feelings, nor am I questioning my own sexuality, but I just don't want this to continue. Well, I guess I can just block his number and end it that way, but he knows where I'm staying and I'm just worried he suddenly shows up here one morning at my townhouse. He seemed pretty passionate about me and not sure how emotionally mature he is. If I block him maybe it will increase the chances he come by. My girlfriend is back in Blighty right now visiting family, but she gets back next week and things could go really wonky if this tranny shows up again one day after my girlfriend is back in Bangers. I guess at some point I just have to confront him and tell him it's over before she gets back. What a pity though. Great legs and really knows his way around a brake lever. I might have even gone for it again if I didn't already have a long time girlfriend living with me. Any ideas on the best way to escape this uncomfortable situation unscathed?

[Sandboxer]

It happens, lol. You have the right attitude. I think accidentally had about 5 or so post-ops in my 3 decades and estimated 2k+ body count of mongering. Never had any emotional problems afterward where I crawl into a corner, assume fetal position, and suck on my thumb whimpering, "OMG I must be gay now"......

 

 

Option 1: Just don't reply. If he doesn't stop messaging, then block. That should do it, especially since you were cool with him and there wasn't any agro involved.

 

Option 2: Send a "Thai style" message with the right key words saying you had a good time and wish him "good luck and fortune" in the future. That's always appreciated here. You can even include "My THAI wife is coming back in a few days so please understand I have to 'turn off' (block) my phone.

 

Worst case scenario, your gf comes back and he's at the door. The you can tell her that at least it wasn't another woman 555. 

 

[Nemises]

No

[champers]

Two new posters today, both on the topic of ladyboys. Seems to be a thing lately on here.

It takes all sorts.

[timendres]

Oh dear. The slippery slope...

[Yellowtail]

Wind up

[AnotherOneHere]

And just like that you are now officially gay. 🥰 The fact that the other grown up man was wearing the skirt changes nothing. Fag.

[Yellowtail]

6 minutes ago, AnotherOneHere said:

And just like that you are now officially gay. 🥰 The fact that the other grown up man was wearing the skirt changes nothing. Fag.

Indeed. Get's hammered and picks up "what he thought was a girl". 

 

I wonder how "what he thought was a girl" got his number? 

 

Wind-up

[Enoon]

44 minutes ago, timendres said:

Oh dear. The slippery slope...

 

.......up the greasy pole?

 

 

[novacova]

4 hours ago, 123Stodg said:

It wasn't until the geezer was on top that I could see something spinning around like a helicopter down in the area where that our bits were intertwined.

Congratulations for acquiring a couple more characters to your acronym. I certainly wish you a full recovery through I’m sure you’re permanently scarred and traumatized for life.

[123Stodg]

Cheers for the feedback. I gave him my What's App when he was leaving because he said he had some photos of me that he had taken the night before and wanted to send them to me. He did send those and luckily nothing compromising in any of them. Just me smiling and looking a bit pissed in the photos. I reckoned I could always block him later on What's App if necessary. 
 

After he left I noticed some stains on the sheets and I just told the maid I ate some bad food and had a bit of an accident. So that's sorted. He also left an earring behind that I found on the table and I binned it. So hopefully I've covered my tracks now for when the misses gets back from London early next week. 
 

I haven't blocked him yet on What's App as I want to see if he starts to get upset or just gives up trying to reach me. I haven't replied to him, but at the moment he's still just sending a few messages every now and again saying he misses me and would like to see me again. He hasn't tried calling again though which is good. I will likely block him soon. I just worry about him showing up at my townhouse door one night as I said because I don't live far from where I met him on Soi 11. 

[Purdey]

You could try to be polite and state that you were very drunk and don't want to meet again but good luck.

[Oliver Holzerfilled]

Since you were "pretty snookered" are you sure he didn't take a ride on your Hershey highway?

[RJRS1301]

17 hours ago, 123Stodg said:

Right mates. I don't usually post on local forums, but I ended up with a tranny last night by mistake. I'm sure I'm not the first bloke in Thailand that this has happened to and certainly won't be the last. A common occurrence when in a state I'm sure. I had a few too many Guinness, then picked up what I thought was a hot girl in Suk Soi 11, and then we ended up back at my place having a rough and tumble. Since I was pretty snookered, I let what I thought was a girl do most of the heavy lifting. It wasn't until the geezer was on top that I could see something spinning around like a helicopter down in the area where that our bits were intertwined. Since I was in no state to get into any violent altercations, I just let it run. He tried to stuff me too at some point, but I wasn't having it. To be honest, it was all pretty good though, and everything finished off well, so I have no complaints. He's gone now from my place, and I gave him a few thousand Baht when he left, luckily I got rid of him before the maid showed up in the morning, but he's been texting me on What's App and I haven't replied. He has called a few times too, but I haven't taken any of his calls either. He probably suspects something has gone adrift now, but I just don't want to get involved in a confusing situation. I have no problems with what happened. No strange feelings, nor am I questioning my own sexuality, but I just don't want this to continue. Well, I guess I can just block his number and end it that way, but he knows where I'm staying and I'm just worried he suddenly shows up here one morning at my townhouse. He seemed pretty passionate about me and not sure how emotionally mature he is. If I block him maybe it will increase the chances he come by. My girlfriend is back in Blighty right now visiting family, but she gets back next week and things could go really wonky if this tranny shows up again one day after my girlfriend is back in Bangers. I guess at some point I just have to confront him and tell him it's over before she gets back. What a pity though. Great legs and really knows his way around a brake lever. I might have even gone for it again if I didn't already have a long time girlfriend living with me. Any ideas on the best way to escape this uncomfortable situation unscathed?

Why did you give a one night stand your mobile? Wrong move

[LS24]

18 minutes ago, RJRS1301 said:

Why did you give a one night stand your mobile? Wrong move

Because then Bob's story would be even less enthralling than it is now.

[Utalk2mutt]

18 hours ago, 123Stodg said:

Right mates. I don't usually post on local forums, but I ended up with a tranny last night by mistake. I'm sure I'm not the first bloke in Thailand that this has happened to and certainly won't be the last. A common occurrence when in a state I'm sure. I had a few too many Guinness, then picked up what I thought was a hot girl in Suk Soi 11, and then we ended up back at my place having a rough and tumble. Since I was pretty snookered, I let what I thought was a girl do most of the heavy lifting. It wasn't until the geezer was on top that I could see something spinning around like a helicopter down in the area where that our bits were intertwined. Since I was in no state to get into any violent altercations, I just let it run. He tried to stuff me too at some point, but I wasn't having it. To be honest, it was all pretty good though, and everything finished off well, so I have no complaints. He's gone now from my place, and I gave him a few thousand Baht when he left, luckily I got rid of him before the maid showed up in the morning, but he's been texting me on What's App and I haven't replied. He has called a few times too, but I haven't taken any of his calls either. He probably suspects something has gone adrift now, but I just don't want to get involved in a confusing situation. I have no problems with what happened. No strange feelings, nor am I questioning my own sexuality, but I just don't want this to continue. Well, I guess I can just block his number and end it that way, but he knows where I'm staying and I'm just worried he suddenly shows up here one morning at my townhouse. He seemed pretty passionate about me and not sure how emotionally mature he is. If I block him maybe it will increase the chances he come by. My girlfriend is back in Blighty right now visiting family, but she gets back next week and things could go really wonky if this tranny shows up again one day after my girlfriend is back in Bangers. I guess at some point I just have to confront him and tell him it's over before she gets back. What a pity though. Great legs and really knows his way around a brake lever. I might have even gone for it again if I didn't already have a long time girlfriend living with me. Any ideas on the best way to escape this uncomfortable situation unscathed?

The only thing that might be a concern to me is you took this person home. Hopefully whilst persistent phone wise this LB gets the message otherwise said LB could pay you a visit if he remembers where you live. A polite word of advice never take any one home if you are in a current relationship it could lead to a whole heap of trouble.

[wombat]

14 hours ago, champers said:

Two new posters today, both on the topic of ladyboys. Seems to be a thing lately on here.

It takes all sorts.

I guess it does 

[Thingamabob]

When your girlfriend gets back suggest a threesome. 

[BKKKevin]

13 minutes ago, Thingamabob said:

When your girlfriend gets back suggest a threesome. 

That’s a good way to lose your girlfriend to a ladyboy… 

[Yagoda]

Troll.

 

But the OP is apparently an Englishman so it could be a true story. But, If he was French or German or Dutch I would totally beleive it. I like the Oscar Wilde story about the sheets.

[stoner]

hi bob.

[Celsius]

Typical I liked it post 

[john donson]

did he oiled up your thight exit hole first ?

[Thingamabob]

51 minutes ago, BKKKevin said:

That’s a good way to lose your girlfriend to a ladyboy… 

True. It happens...

[Thingamabob]

53 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Troll.

 

But the OP is apparently an Englishman so it could be a true story. But, If he was French or German or Dutch I would totally beleive it. I like the Oscar Wilde story about the sheets.

Tell us more..

[cncltd1973]

you only live once, work on that 3some idea and give us an update

[WebGuy]

Thank her for the good time and say that this was a one time thing for you and you have a girlfriend. Wish her all the best and good luck. This should work.

[Yagoda]

2 hours ago, Thingamabob said:

Tell us more..

Like what?

[Speedhump]

A mate picked up a gorgeous street walker at traffic lights in Korea. At his apartment after he showered he flicked back the sheet and there it was. He went ballistic, didn't hurt it, just smashing the walls and shouting. It scarpered like lightning. He stripped the bed and slept under a towel with a rugby shirt as a pillow.

[Thingamabob]

58 minutes ago, Yagoda said:

Like what?

Like, summarise the Oscar Wilde story about the three sheets.