Why am I so handsome?

[fondue zoo]

19 hours ago, RSD1 said:

What are you thanking people for? Your untreatable verbal diarrhea got you there. Had nothing to do with anyone else. 

 

 

And yet... here we are.  

[StreetCowboy]

20 hours ago, RSD1 said:

Readership? You're kidding right? Deluded beyond words. A true beguiled legend in his own mind. 

I am going to pretend that I did not read the OP all the way to the end.

It appears that you did, and then commented.

Good on you, mate.  It's guys that you that keep up the traffic on this site, and beguiling the advertisers.
Personally, I would only post on a topic if I had something constructive to say, or if I was deliberately trying to wind up someone whom I thought was short-tempered and easily riled, out of badness.  Or for the sake of a pun. Or an obscure connection. Or for other reasons.

I think if you want to abuse someone, rather than riling them up to tempt them into stupid self abuse, you would be more polite to do it by way of personal message.   For the sake of being constructive, you might want to append "... and I know where you live" to the message, with reckless disregard for the truth of that  last clause. 

[GammaGlobulin]

Well, anyway:

 

I am sure that everybody here realizes that I was just being facetious when I used the term:

 

READERSHIP

 

Because, the very LAST thing I seek is a readership, such as a readership you might find on TV.

 

So, please don't get too hung-up on, or distracted by, this very innocuous word.

 

I have never sought out those who might have, unfortunately, read my Topics or comments.

In fact, I despise those who have ever read anything that I have ever written, if it was of their own free will.

 

It's OK with me, though, if you might have read something I had written, inadvertently, by mistake, and then disliked it.

You can be forgiven for this chance encounter.

 

Personally, I never read what I have written.

 

Never a truer word was ever spoken.

 

And, as I write this sentence, I am also not reading it.

 

 

 

[still kicking]

Picture please.

[GammaGlobulin]

1 hour ago, still kicking said:

Picture please.

 

Your wish will go unanswered.....

 

At least, for now.

 

Maybe later.

 

 

[still kicking]

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Your wish will go unanswered.....

 

At least, for now.

 

Maybe later.

 

 

Later you are not handsome anymore.

[RSD1]

2 hours ago, StreetCowboy said:

I am going to pretend that I did not read the OP all the way to the end.

It appears that you did, and then commented.

Good on you, mate.  It's guys that you that keep up the traffic on this site, and beguiling the advertisers.
Personally, I would only post on a topic if I had something constructive to say, or if I was deliberately trying to wind up someone whom I thought was short-tempered and easily riled, out of badness.  Or for the sake of a pun. Or an obscure connection. Or for other reasons.

I think if you want to abuse someone, rather than riling them up to tempt them into stupid self abuse, you would be more polite to do it by way of personal message.   For the sake of being constructive, you might want to append "... and I know where you live" to the message, with reckless disregard for the truth of that  last clause. 

I have never read one of his posts to the end. It's not advised. Also, I didn't read yours until the end either.  

[RSD1]

3 hours ago, fondue zoo said:

 

 

And yet... here we are.  

Yeah, and?

[GammaGlobulin]

1 hour ago, RSD1 said:

Also, I didn't read yours until the end either.  

 

Until the end?

 

Until the end of what?

Until the end of time?

 

Prepositions are just so important, it seems.....

 

 

[Luuk Chaai]

aa.  Why am I so handsome?  Was I just born this way?

[fondue zoo]

 

[thaibeachlovers]

You must have a large bulge, in your back pocket.

[AustinRacing]

10 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

Have you ever considered an emergency face lift?

 

Thailand is the place!

 

 

 

I think you should be on medication !

[NoshowJones]

7 hours ago, AustinRacing said:

I think you should be on medication !

Are there any more boring topics than the ones that keep coming from this Gamma and Bob Smith?

[AustinRacing]

7 minutes ago, NoshowJones said:

Are there any more boring topics than the ones that keep coming from this Gamma and Bob Smith?

Often nonessential.