At 75 i have just a few regrets in my life.

One of them was never being able to dance properly.

While all my mates got the best looking girls through their dancing skills i just propped up the bar mumbling to myself.5 different ladies tried to help me over the years.Mum,2 sisters,wife and gf.They all came to the same conclusion.I was shiit.

But,incredible there is at least one dancer in the world that is worse than me.I've just finished watching the Olympics and the Aussies had a breakdancer that was so bad (0 points) that she was hilariously good.

Thanks Raygun for at last proving to me that in this wide world there is at least one person that is shiiter at dancing than me.

I think there are a lot of old white males just like us who are crap at both basketball and dancing (we just cant jump).  But we are better than many at swimming 😉