Golfer In A Confession Booth

golfer goes into a confession booth, says "forgive me father for i have sinned"

"what did you do my son" says the priest

"well, i used some foul language on the golf course"

"please explain" says the priest

"well, i put the ball on the tee on the 1st hole, i nail that ball as hard, as straight and as true as i've ever hit a ball in my life, but it hit a power line and dropped 50 yds. in front of me"

"thats when you swore, my son?" says the priest

"no father, i was walking up to make my 2nd shot when a squirrel came out of the trees, grabbed my ball, and headed back into the trees with it"

"then you swore? asked the priest

"no, father, an eagle flew out of the sky, grabbed the squirrel, with my ball, and flew off way over the trees with it"

"so then you used the foul language?" asked the priest

"no, no father. the squirrel dropped the ball, it hit a rock, bounced off a tree, and rolled within 8 inches of the hole"

the priest says "you missed the f*ckin' putt, didn't you"