Age-Prevarication: I want to become the oldest liar on Tinder

[GammaGlobulin]

Dear Fellow Tinder Users of TV,

 

As we all know, prevarication on the Tinder app is something that happens, whether we like it or not.

 

Most users prefer to misrepresent themselves as being younger than they are, slimmer than fatter, and less stupid than they must obviously be for using the Tinder app.

 

So I am wondering if I might get many more dates by lying about my age if I were to become the oldest user of Tinder, in the world.

 

There have been others, way past their sell-by date, who have used Tinder rather successfully.

 

 

 

But what might happen if I were to state my age as 99?

 

Would there be girls out there who might like to meet up with me…if….I were the oldest Tinder-app-user in the entire world?  I think so.

 

I know so.

 

Also, Toto's 99 song is one of my favorites.  I play this song often.

Pure gold.....

 

 

 

My only questions are:

 

a.  How can I use an AI image-editor to enhance my face so that I look much the same, but older?

 

b.  And, if I get too many dates, might there be any here on TV who would take a few of the homelier ones off my hands?

 

I know you think this might be some sort of sick “joke” Topic, but it’s not. I plan to register with Tinder on New Year’s Day, 2025.

 

I would just bet you that I will get many more good hits on Tinder than you could ever hope for.

 

You really must not realize just how crazy some Tinder girls are, if you would be willing to bet against me.

 

Regards,

Gamma

 

Note:  Updates, of course, will be forthcoming.....within the week....or....sometime in Janaury.

 

 

[Ben Zioner]

36 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

There have been others, way past their sell-by date, who have used Tinder rather successfully.

What is your definition of success here? Vaginal penetration?

[GammaGlobulin]

4 minutes ago, Ben Zioner said:

What is your definition of success here? Vaginal penetration?

 

No.

Just getting a date, and enjoying a meal, with a hot girl like the one in this TOTO music vid.....

 

That would be more than you might ever wish for....maybe....

 

 

 

So few girls wear hot high-heels, these days.

 

Heels are a real turn-on for me.

 

 

[GammaGlobulin]

26 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

No.

Just getting a date, and enjoying a meal, with a hot girl like the one in this TOTO music vid.....

 

That would be more than you might ever wish for....maybe....

 

 

 

So few girls wear hot high-heels, these days.

 

Heels are a real turn-on for me.

 

 

 

 

Beware the Jets and the Sharks.