mag4570 Posted July 20, 2004 Share Posted July 20, 2004 Subject: The Eulogy She married and had 8 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 6 more children. Again, her husband died. She remarried for a 3rd time and this time had 5 more children. Again, her husband died. And, alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked The Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and quietly asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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