Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex."

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.

He said, "I'd like to have one too."

Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old."

He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that

I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex.

He said, "Every room in the place is for sex."

I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too." Yummy

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.

Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex

in the contest.

He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have

Sex on T.V."

He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.

I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too."

Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me.

He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.

A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?"

I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday.

That's great. Sounds exactly like an old Rodney Dangerfield routine.

I liked the one where he had a dog named Stains. That one was funny. Come Stains. There is a song some where years ago.

Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex."

Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me.

When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex.

He said, "I'd like to have one too."

Then I said, "You don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old."

He said, "You must have been quite a kid!"

When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the hotel clerk that

I wanted a room for my wife and me, and a special room for Sex.

He said, "Every room in the place is for sex."

I said, "You don't understand. Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too." Yummy

One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away.

Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex

in the contest.

He told me that I should have sold tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have

Sex on T.V."

He called me a show-off.

When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog.

I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married." The judge said, "Me too."

Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me.

He said, "Me too."

Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him.

A cop came over to me and asked, "What are you doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?"

I said, "I'm looking for Sex."

My case comes up Friday.

That's great. Sounds exactly like an old Rodney Dangerfield routine.