Hey guys,

I am looking for a few things, hardware stuff - not too easy to find in CM.

List of things

Some Lime, about 2 KGs.

A hack saw with spare blades, preferable to a wood saw.

An axe, any kind will do, but i'd prefer an axe to a machete.

Some pliers, just the normal sort.

A scalpal.

A shovel.

Some protectivve gloves, if can't find any of them some rubber washing up gloves will do.

Some heavy duty tape, masking tape would be perfect.

Some washing line, the sort we used back in the UK with the plastic coating.

A ball hammer.

Cheers

Home Pro, Carrefour, Superhighway. http://www.homepro.co.th/

If you turn onto the outer ring road from Hang Dong rd. You will soon get to a very large D.I.Y. store on your left. They have quite a lot of stuff in there.

:D Sounds like a serial killer's shopping list to me. Hope you are not serious!

Edited August 22, 200718 yr by qualtrough

I agree with qualtrough! Have you got yourself into some sort of local media war?!

As long as I'm not on the hit list then head off to Global House - head down Hang Dong road, turn left at the next main intersection after the runway, keep on this ring road and it is unmissable on the left.

You may even find some sulphuric acid and nice bottle of Chianti.

JxP

Edited August 22, 200718 yr by JuniorExPat

:D Sounds like a serial killer's shopping list to me. Hope you are not serious!

I was going to say the same.

I think James might be collecting material for a Citylife article on medical murderers.

It's a bit of a rip but Home Pro has a pretty good selection of kit if you're in that region.

Hey guys,

I am looking for a few things, hardware stuff - not too easy to find in CM.

List of things

Some Lime, about 2 KGs.

A hack saw with spare blades, preferable to a wood saw.

An axe, any kind will do, but i'd prefer an axe to a machete.

Some pliers, just the normal sort.

A scalpal.

A shovel.

Some protectivve gloves, if can't find any of them some rubber washing up gloves will do.

Some heavy duty tape, masking tape would be perfect.

Some washing line, the sort we used back in the UK with the plastic coating.

A ball hammer.

Cheers

dyinganimal, how long are we going to have to wait for the punchline?

JxP

dyinganimal, how long are we going to have to wait for the punchline?

He appears to be having difficulty with the quote function.

CB

Thanks a lot, looks like its Homepro then. Never been too good with stuff like that. Not a Citylife story actually, i am writing a short story for a UK anthology called the Forum Murders, very tongue in cheek, not a murder story but more of dark comedy. I am sorry to use you in this way, but i needed to know if i would recieve any replies if i made it pretty clear my intention was murder. I'll send you a copy of the story when its done if you like.

Thanks for clearing that up, I think several people were making mental notes to avoid a certain local journalist. Would be interested to read the finished piece.

Now, what's the story with all the parrot grief?

JxP

PS:

A journo/writer should be able to spell receive! (or at least turn the spellcheck on!)

dyinganimal, how long are we going to have to wait for the punchline?

He appears to be having difficulty with the quote function.

CB

Always happy to help!

JxP

Dyinganimal: Simply press 'add reply', type in message and then press the other 'add reply' further down the page. For quoting, press 'reply' to the message you want to quote, type message and then press the 'add reply' further down the page.

Hey guys,

I am looking for a few things, hardware stuff - not too easy to find in CM.

List of things

Some Lime, about 2 KGs.

A hack saw with spare blades, preferable to a wood saw.

An axe, any kind will do, but i'd prefer an axe to a machete.

Some pliers, just the normal sort.

A scalpal.

A shovel.

Some protectivve gloves, if can't find any of them some rubber washing up gloves will do.

I can spell recieve . . . i before e except after c. I got mixed up with c before i whenever you reply.

Hate to see birds in cages, it's just wrong. In my opinion. Bad mood.

Some heavy duty tape, masking tape would be perfect.

Some washing line, the sort we used back in the UK with the plastic coating.

A ball hammer.

Cheers

I can spell recieve . . . i before e except after c. I got mixed up with c before i whenever you reply.

Hate to see birds in cages, it's just wrong. In my opinion. Bad mood.

Glad to see that you are in good humour today though!

For what it's worth I think your opinion is correct.

Will you post the final story or a link to it here when it's done?

JxP

I am having computer problems . . . honest.

I can spell recieve . . . i before e except after c. I got mixed up with c before i whenever you reply.

Hate to see birds in cages, it's just wrong. In my opinion. Like keeping a owrm suspending in the air with a piece of cotton - just for your amusment.

Now i know that would be funny, but come on, we must think about the worm!!

:D Sounds like a serial killer's shopping list to me. Hope you are not serious!

DA, dont forget the bleach, it will remove all blood stains from the boot and mask the smell of rotting flesh, also some heavy duy pvc rubbish bags, at least 50" ones with the draw string so nothing seeps out........... may also be best if you put on an apron to prevent splatter as your using an axe, hhmm what else, oh yeah put on the Soppranos for some good ideas

maybe hes going to CM zoo to free the birds

might be easier to go down Loy Khroy to free a few there, careful thou, the man-eating, wallet devouring, social diease carrying breed usually circle in packs there