You Guys Are Going To Love This

[SiamSquare123]

ok. so i am very jai-dee with my wifes family. they love me to death. they are the friendliest thai people on the planet. my wifes father loves to drink with me and its all good. my wife has never liked her uncle, and her father has always been picked on by him and made to feel bad as she has told me because he is the younger brother, so there is a family rivarly. the uncle was also mean to my wife when she a child and used to call her dark-skinned and "see dam", which are horrible insults in thailand because white skin is seen as better.

anyways, we are up there chilling in Issaan with my wife when the uncle is cooking dinner. him and my father in law are arguing and i dont really udnerstand it. the uncle starts in on me saying farang this and farang that. i dont know what exactly he is saying but i dont think its that bad. the uncle is cooking food and he asks me what i want. I say Ca-Na Moo-Grob sigh Kai. He starts in on me, 'Chilli"? you want spicy. A god ###### insult and Ive had enough. I wink at my wife and walk up to him and I take a hand ful of the chillis and I put them in my mouth. I say "farang chomb gin pet". Then I spit all of them into his face. He takes three steps backwards and fall down. Then I jump ontop of him and start dry humping him there in the dirt and make sexual noises. then the stray dogs start licking his face. I get up and say "Dont ever try to pick on my wife or her father or our family again". I had my wife translate it for him so he knew what I said.

You guys should have been there. Thailand is the greatest country on earth and I love my wife and her family and will do anything for them. Here is to Thailand! I am hitting up cowboy tonight if anyone wants to do the town.

[eek]

riiighhht..

..another 'classic' from ss123.

Bored today per chance?

[Plus]

<deleted>?!?!

[britmaveric]

Generally a bad idea - people have been murdered for less. (if this is true)

[mrtoad]

[LaoPo]

[Creeper]

Your posts are so unbelievably crass and boring, I think pity is the most you could hope for.

Edited August 23, 2007 by Creeper

[Wolfie]

Generally not a good idea, if your still able to type in a few months let us know what the payback was like...

[markr]

[Ulysses G.]

Was his leg nice and soft and supple or was it all hard and dry?

[eek]

You Pervert UG!

[uptou]

I love my wife and her family and will do anything for them. Here is to Thailand! I am hitting up cowboy tonight if anyone wants to do the town.

[kat]

Gotta love it. TV is like a carnival, with different freaks in each trailer. At least this one is entertaining.

[bendix]

Reading the OP is rather like watching a car accident. You know you shouldn't, but it's impossible to look away.

How embarassing for the OP. All his credibility (such that it was) gone in one post.

[mittheimp]

either this is a pathetic attempt at a troll or u live in the least classy Thai family in the whole of Thailand.

Either way you lose!

[baboon]

Reading the OP is rather like watching a car accident. You know you shouldn't, but it's impossible to look away.

How embarassing for the OP. All his credibility (such that it was) gone in one post.

My God! I agree with bendix! Think I need to sit down for a while....

[Soph]

is this person for real?

[ColPyat]

ThaiVisa is getting better than the jerry Springer Show - every time i read a new thread here i learn something new about the depths of human nature...

[kiakaha]

ok. so i am very jai-dee with my wifes family. they love me to death. they are the friendliest thai people on the planet. my wifes father loves to drink with me and its all good. my wife has never liked her uncle, and her father has always been picked on by him and made to feel bad as she has told me because he is the younger brother, so there is a family rivarly. the uncle was also mean to my wife when she a child and used to call her dark-skinned and "see dam", which are horrible insults in thailand because white skin is seen as better.

anyways, we are up there chilling in Issaan with my wife when the uncle is cooking dinner. him and my father in law are arguing and i dont really udnerstand it. the uncle starts in on me saying farang this and farang that. i dont know what exactly he is saying but i dont think its that bad. the uncle is cooking food and he asks me what i want. I say Ca-Na Moo-Grob sigh Kai. He starts in on me, 'Chilli"? you want spicy. A god ###### insult and Ive had enough. I wink at my wife and walk up to him and I take a hand ful of the chillis and I put them in my mouth. I say "farang chomb gin pet". Then I spit all of them into his face. He takes three steps backwards and fall down. Then I jump ontop of him and start dry humping him there in the dirt and make sexual noises. then the stray dogs start licking his face. I get up and say "Dont ever try to pick on my wife or her father or our family again". I had my wife translate it for him so he knew what I said.

You guys should have been there. Thailand is the greatest country on earth and I love my wife and her family and will do anything for them. Here is to Thailand! I am hitting up cowboy tonight if anyone wants to do the town.

isn't there another forum for posting one's resume and/or list of grand acheivements in life ?

[WaiWai]

No more Ka-Na Moo-Grob Kai for you !

[digitele]

Reading the OP is rather like watching a car accident. You know you shouldn't, but it's impossible to look away.

How embarassing for the OP. All his credibility (such that it was) gone in one post.

like watching a car accident

[mraitchison]

ok. so i am very jai-dee with my wifes family. they love me to death. they are the friendliest thai people on the planet. my wifes father loves to drink with me and its all good. my wife has never liked her uncle, and her father has always been picked on by him and made to feel bad as she has told me because he is the younger brother, so there is a family rivarly. the uncle was also mean to my wife when she a child and used to call her dark-skinned and "see dam", which are horrible insults in thailand because white skin is seen as better.

anyways, we are up there chilling in Issaan with my wife when the uncle is cooking dinner. him and my father in law are arguing and i dont really udnerstand it. the uncle starts in on me saying farang this and farang that. i dont know what exactly he is saying but i dont think its that bad. the uncle is cooking food and he asks me what i want. I say Ca-Na Moo-Grob sigh Kai. He starts in on me, 'Chilli"? you want spicy. A god ###### insult and Ive had enough. I wink at my wife and walk up to him and I take a hand ful of the chillis and I put them in my mouth. I say "farang chomb gin pet". Then I spit all of them into his face. He takes three steps backwards and fall down. Then I jump ontop of him and start dry humping him there in the dirt and make sexual noises. then the stray dogs start licking his face. I get up and say "Dont ever try to pick on my wife or her father or our family again". I had my wife translate it for him so he knew what I said.

You guys should have been there. Thailand is the greatest country on earth and I love my wife and her family and will do anything for them. Here is to Thailand! I am hitting up cowboy tonight if anyone wants to do the town.

No you didn't

[bendix]

My God! I agree with bendix! Think I need to sit down for a while....

For what it's worth, many people have that feeling. Does it feel a bit dizzying and bewildering, yet strangely comforting?

It's called enlightenment.

[jasreeve17]

The OP is not the full ticket...

True or not, he is a danger to himself.

[kat]

I don't know what it is, but I reread the OP's post and was ROFL. He is somewhat of a budding satirist, compiling all of the recent threads. I don't know if he is a comic genius or if it is just my migraine. I think I need to go lie down.

[baboon]

My God! I agree with bendix! Think I need to sit down for a while....

For what it's worth, many people have that feeling. Does it feel a bit dizzying and bewildering, yet strangely comforting?

It's called enlightenment.

No, it is about as comforting as a barbed wire mesh.

[bendix]

I don't know what it is, but I reread the OP's post and was ROFL. He is somewhat of a budding satirist, compiling all of the recent threads. I don't know if he is a comic genius or if it is just my migraine. I think I need to go lie down.

With respect kat, Woody Allen is a satirist. Daniel Defoe was a satirist. The editors of Private Eye are satirists.

The OP is NOT a satirist.

[mrtoad]

And 123 is certainly not his IQ level.

[highdiver]

I don't know what it is, but I reread the OP's post and was ROFL. He is somewhat of a budding satirist, compiling all of the recent threads. I don't know if he is a comic genius or if it is just my migraine. I think I need to go lie down.

With respect kat, Woody Allen is a satirist. Daniel Defoe was a satirist. The editors of Private Eye are satirists.

The OP is NOT a satirist.

Bendix ... frist of all happy birthday... hope to see more glorious years of your posts.

the OP is realy departing from us.... as the retaliation from the uncle who had been spat on and sexually huniliated will undoubtadly retaliate.

We will then see the familier threads of Farrang is murdered by wifes family...

[AlbertTatlockDeceased]

Geng Loi..Mak Mak....there is a hospital in Chiang Mai that can help you with your problem..