Sparkie The Sperm

[WillyL]

Sparkie, a sperm, was a health freak. He did extreme push-ups, sit-ups and swimming exercises every day. When asked why, he replied, "I want to be the first to reach the egg when the time comes!"

One day, the opportunity arrived, and all the sperm were trying to out-swim each other to reach the goal.

Sure enough, Sparkie was way in front and was about to reach his goal when suddenly the other sperms saw him turned round and swam frantically back.

The other sperms were surprised and aked him what happened.

"Back, swim back!!" screamed Sparkie. "It's a blow-job!!"

[suegha]

I heard a version of this where they hear sparkie up ahead go 'boing' as he hit the condom!