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For Non-Commies: Best way to catch flies & mosquitoes?

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Dear Folks,

If one were a Chinese communist, back in the 1950s, then it would be a simple matter to catch flies, even foreign flies.

But, what about now, in 2026, do you know the best way to catch flies and mosquitoes?

I have recently come across an excellent video which explains what I have known for many years.

And, I just wish to share this info with you, so that you, TOO, can be free of flies and mosquitoes, as am I, and as I have been, during the past few years.

I grew up with the Amish, and of course, you already know that I grew up in a Jewish neighborhood, TOO…..

But what you might not know about is the existence of a certain type of bacteria which will proliferate in stagnant water and kill the mosquitoes that cause so much harm to the TV community, in Thailand, and abroad.


I just hope that this Topic is CLEAR-ENOUGH for you all.

Because, this Amish guy from Lancaster, PA, speaks in the clearest terms imaginable, one might imagine.

Is this clear?

Please do not tell me, in retrospect, that I never provided you with any very useful information, from time to time, because I do, and and often.


Best regards,

Gamma


Note:  I consider myself extremely fortunate to live in an area where I need not worry about either Foreign Flies, or Farang Flies, or both.

Note2: Originally, I had intended to post this Topic on a Sunday. But then, I figured….why wait?

Yes….

Why wait?

I am sure that you will agree......

Edited by GammaGlobulin

Is there a catch? I simply keep my fly closed, then the mosquitoes never get in.

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2 hours ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Is there a catch? I simply keep my fly closed, then the mosquitoes never get in.

I just hope that you, if you are Amish, do not use a zipper to keep your fly closed.....

This is all I have to reply to your comment.

There are buttons

There are zippers

I refuse to use zippers, but not because I am Amish.

I refuse to use zippers on my fly because I love the anticipation of a woman unbuttoning it.

A zippered fly is just too unromantic....

So, you must admit: The Amish know more about sex than most English.....am I....

RIGHT?

the bin method works best if black or with a black bin liner...

Leave bin open at 6am-7am and then gas, then same in evening and you will catch the different species in the evening 6-7pm....works a treat...........

That dude is full of Amish. All these Puritanism types, they’re all the same. The Shakers, the Quakers, et al. They pretend to live without conveniences, technology, electricity, and who knows what else. Meanwhile, this guy’s got a smartphone, a video camera, he uses video editing software, he creates AI video clips for B roll filler in his videos. Surely he drives a car and no horse and buggy. The guy is completely full of it.

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9 minutes ago, BilllyGOAT said:

That dude is full of Amish. All these Puritanism types, they’re all the same. The Shakers, the Quakers, et al. They pretend to live without conveniences, technology, electricity, and who knows what else. Meanwhile, this guy’s got a smartphone, a video camera, he uses video editing software, he creates AI video clips for B roll filler in his videos. Surely he drives a car and no horse and buggy. The guy is completely full of it.

Are you aware of one of the most famous apocryphal phrases about foreign flies, often repeated by idiotic foreign media?

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A word to the wise, Sir.....

Do not open your mouth, and you will catch no flies.

A closed mouth....

As they say....

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6 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Are you aware of one of the most famous apocryphal phrases about foreign flies, often repeated by idiotic foreign media?

image.png

A word to the wise, Sir.....

Do not open your mouth, and you will catch no flies.

A closed mouth....

As they say....

The corollary to this world-famous metaphorical saying from Deng is:

If a Farang should open the fly...then....

All should keep their mouths shut.

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