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Trump, 80, Busted Needing Extra Cushion on Sinky Sofa

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Trump, 80, Busted Needing Extra Cushion on Sinky Sofa

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President Donald Trump has given a subtle hint that he is feeling his age.

In a video shared on X by French President Emmanuel Macron Tuesday morning, Trump, 80, can be seen using a throw pillow to sit on his gaudy sofa in Trump Tower instead of sitting directly on it.

Elderly people often bring a pillow to sit on when furniture is too low, as standing up after sitting on a low or sinking seat can be a substantial challenge.

Macron, 48, plopped down directly on the saggy couch, which sank as he sat. Trump, however, seemed to prefer the extra height of the throw pillow to sit comfortably beside his French counterpart.

"You can sit right there," Trump says to Macron in the video, gesturing to the couch. Meanwhile, Trump grabs the throw pillow from the edge of the seat and begins placing it underneath him.

"So, how are you?" Macron then asks. "I'm good," Trump replies before plopping directly on the pillow, his knees elevated at a noticeably more optimal angle.

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Maybe he has hemorrhoids. Is there a hole in the center of that pillow?

The People's President making himself comfy he's earned it for all his hard work over the last 10 years Legend of a Man.

Haha, you guys are nuts maybe?

Obsessing over the more idiotic minute nonsense?

Stalking the president?

The man is 80 going on 96 and he likely needs the extra cushion because it's very difficult for him to stand up, we can all tell his physical condition has declined significantly in the last few years.

In addition it's very likely that he has significant hemorrhoids, and the cushion may be a precaution against a severe diaper leak.

Lastly there's always the theory that the sulfuric acid emanating from his body could actually burn the couch or seat.

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2 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

Lastly there's always the theory that the sulfuric acid emanating from his body could actually burn the couch or seat.

What about the sulfuric acid emanating from your posts on this forum?

How do we neutralize that?

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1 minute ago, save the frogs said:

What about the sulfuric acid emanating from your posts on this forum?

How do we neutralize that?

The inability to process criticism leveled toward your Divine Master has seeped out into the open once again.

I'm just playing and I'm just offering some opinions, let it get under the skin if you want, let's call that Trump Criticism DS.

If you can't handle criticism of your political leader do a better job next time and pick somebody who's not insane and unhinged.

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7 minutes ago, spidermike007 said:

The man is 80 going on 96

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Oh dear.

Did Natalie forget to pack his Mr Butt Pillow in the luggage for the NY trip? 🫣

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2 hours ago, Macro said:

Trump, 80, Busted Needing Extra Cushion on Sinky Sofa

cushion.jpg

President Donald Trump has given a subtle hint that he is feeling his age.

In a video shared on X by French President Emmanuel Macron Tuesday morning, Trump, 80, can be seen using a throw pillow to sit on his gaudy sofa in Trump Tower instead of sitting directly on it.

Elderly people often bring a pillow to sit on when furniture is too low, as standing up after sitting on a low or sinking seat can be a substantial challenge.

Macron, 48, plopped down directly on the saggy couch, which sank as he sat. Trump, however, seemed to prefer the extra height of the throw pillow to sit comfortably beside his French counterpart.

"You can sit right there," Trump says to Macron in the video, gesturing to the couch. Meanwhile, Trump grabs the throw pillow from the edge of the seat and begins placing it underneath him.

"So, how are you?" Macron then asks. "I'm good," Trump replies before plopping directly on the pillow, his knees elevated at a noticeably more optimal angle.

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It's amazing what passes as newsworthy these days. Especially when it comes to anything, no matter how petty and frivolous, about Trump. Since when did the zoos take down the "don't feed the animals" signs?

2 minutes ago, Tippaporn said:

It's amazing what passes as newsworthy these days. Especially when it comes to anything, no matter how petty and frivolous, about Trump. Since when did the zoos take down the "don't feed the animals" signs?

Word on the street says The Don has to wear adult diapers.

Many folk commenting on Trump's alleged Rockford Files were probably deaf,dumb and blind during the Biden Administration when even Stevie Wonder could see he belonged in a nursing home.

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6 minutes ago, Stiddle Mump said:

Word on the street says The Don has to wear adult diapers.

Is this a news forum or a gossip tabloid? The guy's 80-years-old and folks want to guffaw about what's only natural at that age? Must be a lot of high school kids here.

1 minute ago, 23RD said:

Many folk commenting on Trump's alleged Rockford Files were probably deaf,dumb and blind during the Biden Administration when even Stevie Wonder could see he belonged in a nursing home.

Whaddaya talking about, 23RD. Biden was sharp as a tack until he had a bad night with Trump. Geesh. Coulda happened to anyone.

No wonder he's been banning derangement media outlets. Is this really the days biggest news?

Older forumites might remember we used to not be permitted to mock disabilities? Queue the arrival of the syndrome and all rules go out the window. Classic leftism🤣

1 hour ago, spidermike007 said:

The inability to process criticism leveled toward your Divine Master has seeped out into the open once again.

I'm just playing and I'm just offering some opinions, let it get under the skin if you want, let's call that Trump Criticism DS.

If you can't handle criticism of your political leader do a better job next time and pick somebody who's not insane and unhinged.

What's there to criticize about Trump wanting a firmer pillow to sit on a soft sofa at his age? Is there a question about whether he should or shouldn't? There is nothing to criticize. Sulphuric acid and nothing more sounds about right. I guess childish and trivial could be added.

"Just playing" my butt. I'd call it modus operandi.

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2 hours ago, 23RD said:

The People's President making himself comfy he's earned it for all his hard work over the last 10 years Legend of a Man.

The sooner it becomes a historical legend the better for the world!

1 hour ago, spidermike007 said:

If you can't handle criticism of your political leader do a better job next time and pick somebody who's not insane and unhinged.

There is such a thing as "going too far" in criticizing political leaders.

55 minutes ago, Stiddle Mump said:

Word on the street says The Don has to wear adult diapers.

You have a history on the forum of degrading anyone and everyone with high status.

Beginning with medical professionals, and now the President.

I think these types of comments are out of line, even if you hate him.

Why not stick to criticizing political decisions and show a bit of class if you have any?

1 minute ago, save the frogs said:

You have a history on the forum of degrading anyone and everyone with high status.

Beginning with medical professionals, and now the President.

I think these types of comments are out of line, even if you hate him.

Why not stick to criticizing political decisions and show a bit of class if you have any?

You are partly right Sir.

I saw a cartoon featuring him wearing a nappy here on AN. I was shocked.

I have nothing against The Don any more than I have against most world leaders intent on murdering and destroying people and places they don't like.

As for ridiculing the dumb white-coats taking the $$$, and waiting for the revolving door to come round; I plead guilty.

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