South African Scientists whose laboratory was located on a large lake inside a state national park discovered how to give eternal life to fresh water porpoises. The secret to this eternal life was a special diet that included young sea gulls. However there were no young sea gulls to be found inside the state park. The scientists decided that they would transport some young sea gulls into the park. But to their dismay they learned that it was illegal to import non-native wildlife into the park, and the boundaries of the park were zealously guarded by keepers with huge state lions.

The scientists decided the risk was worthwhile and attempted to smuggle the gulls into the park anyway. As luck would have it, they were discovered and were hauled into court where they were charged with…………………………………………….!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Transporting young gulls past state lions for immortal porpoises!!!!

That is so bad; I shall have to turn off the PC and go and drink a case of Chang.

Agreed libby, a real groaner!