libya 115 Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 A man walked into a pub after a long day at work, ordered a pint of beer, and sat down by the bar to enjoy it. Before long he'd finished about half his drink and needed to go to the toilet, so off he went. Whilst he was away a massive black woman standing in the corner walked up to the bar, picked up the drink, farted into his pint, replaced it, and walked away again. When the man came back, he sat down to enjoy his pint again, but after he'd taken a mouthful he spat it out at once and yelled at the barman, "Oi, barman, this pint tastes disgusting! What's happened to it?" "Well, you see that massive black woman over there? She farted into it." "What?" "She farted into it. I didn't want to say anything - she looks like she could easily knock seven shades of shit out of me - but that's what she did." "Right," said the bloke, stressed after a long day, "if you won't say anything, I will." He got up, went to the massive black woman, and tapped her on her shoulder. She slowly turned around. "Yes?" "Er, did you fart in my Whitbread?" "No, I'm Tessa Sanderson." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 Sorry, this just doesn't work! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crossy Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Works (slightly) better if you make it more scouse :- "Ere! You fart in mah Whitbread?""No, I'm Tessa Sanderson." Or maybe not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baabaabobo Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Where is the mirth? I want my money back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pgs Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 you need the right accent did you fart in mah ... (id you fatima ...) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nidge Posted October 10, 2007 Share Posted October 10, 2007 very old joke, but still funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dippyrick Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 How about................................. "Er, did you fart in my Whitbread ?" "No thanks. I've got my bike outside" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kayo Posted October 12, 2007 Share Posted October 12, 2007 "Er, did you fart in my Whitbread ?" O.P: "No but I'll get my coat." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted October 13, 2007 Share Posted October 13, 2007 "Did you fart in my Whitbread?" "Yes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 (edited) What gives me a chuckle is the subtitles he puts on the threads. The jokes, not so funny! But keep them coming! :D Edited October 14, 2007 by zzdocxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 What gives me a chuckle is the subtitles he puts on the threads. The jokes, not so funny!But keep them coming! never read libya's jokes the replies are better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fletchsmile Posted October 14, 2007 Share Posted October 14, 2007 (edited) Variation on a theme but I came across this again a few days ago. Originally received it in 2001. Two guys allegedly in Heathrow asking the information desk to announce the following people to come to information, then recording the announcements Download the attached file and click on the speakers if you want to hear them Looks Like…Reads Like…Sounds Like… 1) Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed 2) Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie 3) Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest 4) Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet 5) Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted 6) Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee Edited October 14, 2007 by fletchthai68 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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