I've got a theory about this, to which I'm sure some of the MAGAs will subscribe. Rational people, bear with me. This is very Trumpian, so it takes a special kind of suspension of logic to embrace. Sniff some vapors from the MAGA fever swamps, and it might make sense to you. My theory is certainly as believable as the "vandalism" argument. So here it is: I'm thinking it's another Hugo Chavez act, like what Trump's lawyer Sidney Powell proposed in 2016 regarding Dominion Voting Machines and altered votes. Hugo was once again summoned from the beyond, this time via a prison seance held by jailed Nicolas Maduro. He instructed Chavez to write some code and upload it. This time, however, it wasn't to an Italian satellite, as Sidney Powell had said back in 2016, but rather to one of Marjorie Taylor Greene's Jewish Space Lasers. Those lasers then fired a beam into the Reflecting Pool, tearing the blue material away from the bottom. Apparently disagreement over Trump's MoU with Iran was the spark. At the same time, 95 year old George Soros paid some antifa ninja warriors to pour some specially formulated Algae Grow into the "crystal clear water", and once triggered by the warming from the Jewish Space laser, the algae proliferated faster than a Trump conspiracy theory. While I won't mention names, I can think of two MAGAs in this thread who will be on board with this theory, because it's better than what they are proposing.
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