Sydney (this is a gem)

It is quite long but worth it....

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.

Many

Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The

DJs

play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is Called

"Mate

Match". The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are Married or

seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers "yes", he or

she

is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is

also

asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for

verification. If their partner answers those same three questions

correctly

they both win the prize.One particular game, however, several months

ago

made the City of Big Shoulders drop to its knees with laughter and is

possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all

went

down:

DJ: "Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?"

Contestant: (laughing) "Yes, I have."

DJ: "Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast If

you

win. What is your name? First only please."

Contestant: "Brian."

DJ: "Brian, are you married or what?"

Brian: (laughing nervously) "Yes, I am married."

DJ: "Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please."

Brian: "Sara."

DJ: "Is Sara at work, Brian?"

Brian: "She is gonna kill me."

DJ: "Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?"

Brian: (laughing) "Yes, she's at work."

DJ: "Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?"

Brian: "About 8 o'clock this morning."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) "Well..."

DJ: "Question #2 - How long did it last?"

Brian: "About 10 minutes."

DJ: "Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said

that

if a trip wasn't at stake."

Brian: "Yeah, that trip sure would be nice."

DJ: "Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this

morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) "I, ummm, I, well..."

DJ: "This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?"

Brian: "Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying With us

for a

couple of weeks..."

DJ: "Uh huh..."

Brian: "...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time."

DJ: "Atta boy, Brian."

Brian: "On the kitchen table."

DJ: "Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred

times

I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get his wife's work

number and call her up. You listen to this." 3 minutes of commercials

follow.]

DJ: "Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?" (Touch

tones...ringing....)

Clerk: "Kinkos."

DJ: "Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?"

Clerk: "This is she."

DJ: "Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now And

I've

been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now."

Sara: (laughing) "A couple of hours?"

DJ: "Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to

Give

any answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of

'Mate

match'?"

Sara: "No."

DJ: "Good!"

Brian: (laughing)

Sara: (laughing) "Brian, what the hel_l are you up to?"

Brian: (laughing) "Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be

completely

honest."

DJ: "Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If

your

answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be Off to the

Gold

Coast for 5 days on us.

Sara: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?"

Sara: "Oh God, Brian.... uh, this morning before Brian went to work."

DJ: "What time?"

Sara: "Around 8 this morning."

DJ: "Very good. Next question. How long did it last?"

Sara: "12, 15 minutes maybe."

DJ: "Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to Protect his

manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away

from a

trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?"

Sara: (laughing) "Yes."

DJ: "Where did you have it?"

Sarah: "OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?"

Brian: "Just tell him, honey."

DJ: "What is bothering you so much, Sara?"

Sara: "Well..."

DJ: Come on Sara...where did you have it?

Sarah: "Up the arse..."

After a long pause, the DJ said, "Folks, we need to take a station

break"

And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!

Sydney (this is a gem)

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this.

Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney.

WRONG - this is an urban myth that has been around in various guises for ages. It was posted on this jokes thread about a year ago as well. The story has been attributed to several cities and people have even claimed to have heard the broadcast but it has never happened.

CB

Oh don't be a killjoy CB, this is the jokes section and it's a good story!