Stocky Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Australia was Englands prison island.Dispicable behaviour Yep! That's why they sent them there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Gentleman Scamp Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Australia was Englands prison island.Dispicable behaviour Yep! That's why they sent them there Again I can visualise <deleted> leaning back in his chair, folding his arms and grinning in satisfaction while his mother turns over fish fingers in the kitchen downstairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Australia was Englands prison island.Dispicable behaviour Yep! That's why they sent them there Again I can visualise <deleted> leaning back in his chair, folding his arms and grinning in satisfaction while his mother turns over fish fingers in the kitchen downstairs. Birdseye Fishfingers an' all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 I still prefer the term "soapdodger" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Again I can visualise <deleted> leaning back in his chair, folding his arms and grinning in satisfaction while his mother turns over fish fingers in the kitchen downstairs. I know, I know, but it was an itch, and I just had to scratch it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren McKenzie Posted August 2, 2004 Author Share Posted August 2, 2004 (edited) You may not make double figure posts if that's your class of input. Edited August 2, 2004 by dr_Pat_Pong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 (edited) Edited August 2, 2004 by dr_Pat_Pong Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 you should get a couple more pages with that post Mr Mkenzie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRIPxCORE Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Being unsure of this, I thought I would ask. Is there some sort of natural animosity between people from England and people from Australia? Thanks to anyone for clearing this up for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Being unsure of this, I thought I would ask. Is there some sort of natural animosity between people from England and people from Australia? Thanks to anyone for clearing this up for me. Animosity, nah, we just like taking the piss out of each other I've worked with loads of Aussies and for two Australian companies, the barracking was always given and taken as a laugh. No worries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pink Mist Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Being unsure of this, I thought I would ask. Is there some sort of natural animosity between people from England and people from Australia? Thanks to anyone for clearing this up for me. no animosity at all we just don't like them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Being unsure of this, I thought I would ask. Is there some sort of natural animosity between people from England and people from Australia? Thanks to anyone for clearing this up for me. no animosity at all we just don't like them. We're just jealous of the culture Australia stole/have.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Being unsure of this, I thought I would ask. Is there some sort of natural animosity between people from England and people from Australia? Thanks to anyone for clearing this up for me. no animosity at all we just don't like them. We're just jealous of the culture Australia stole/have.... Winter there soon Chon. Then you'll dream of warmer weather, and loads of that unusual meteorological happenings in the Dart called sunshine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Being unsure of this, I thought I would ask. Is there some sort of natural animosity between people from England and people from Australia? Thanks to anyone for clearing this up for me. Animosity, nah, we just like taking the piss out of each other I've worked with loads of Aussies and for two Australian companies, the barracking was always given and taken as a laugh. No worries. I agree wholeheartedly. ( Except for little Johnny of footer fame incident ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 i was going to quote darrens post but the good docs edited it, never mind. he did mention poms having bad haircuts, bad compared to what? what about the home and away/ neighbours mullet surfer square special? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 I suspect that young Darren's stay on the forum will be somewhat limited Dave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stocky Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 I suspect that young Darren's stay on the forum will be somewhat limited Dave. He's already started a new life as Percy Morris the wrinkly who's had his teeth nicked and I think his Major Hunt and Johnny Moron persona are also valid at the moment. It has to be the same bloke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Pullman Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Should anyone be concerned with the actual facts of the matter... Total person-days in-country by Nationality per TAT for 2003. 7,139,666 Japan 6,762,194 United Kingdom 6,192,635 Germany 4,835,891 Malaysia 4,749,862 USA 4,081,616 China 3,473,183 Korea 3,310,048 Taiwan 3,255,197 Sweden 2,841,947 Singapore 2,819,919 Hong Kong 2,740,117 Australia 2,680,490 France 2,058,208 Netherlands 1,843,125 Switzerland 1,808,795 India 1,276,536 Laos 1,229,435 Italy 1,163,955 Denmark 1,122,752 Norway 1,057,787 Russia 1,038,350 Canada 1,005,415 Philippines 882,307 Finland 869,005 Israel 777,540 Vietnam 749,099 Indonesia 731,337 Belgium 711,946 Austria 531,825 New Zealand 484,840 Myanmar 425,216 Cambodia 408,956 U.A.E. 393,112 Bangladesh 307,386 Spain 276,202 South Africa 237,646 Kuwait 212,790 Pakistan 193,048 Sri Lanka 178,841 Nepal 109,144 Saudi Arabia 76,599 Brunei 45,733 Brazil 44,965 Egypt 19,184 Argentina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scratt Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 I say! This Australian fellow is just about the most uncouth gentleman I have ever had the misfortune to come accross... He has obviously never had a good long chat with one of his own country women of whom many have confided to me that they wish that their fellow country men could take a leaf out of any upstanding British Gentlemans note book at the section noted 'decorum' and perhaps learn a dashed trick or two from us. I am booking the first steam boat back to blighty to avoid the chance that I might meet the rapscalion in the flesh and feel the need for a bout of fisticuffs. I shall also be dictating a letter to my MP upon my return and petition Her Majesty to have this terrible internet discussion forum shut down for the forseeable future. Yours outraged, scratt (A 'POM') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thetyim Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 If you really have nothing better to do than read this thread then you may like to waste a bit of the day looking at this, it is a virtual dogshit creator www.calumm.uklinux.net/vdsc/vdsc_options.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinN Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Yep, You're a troller.....You Kiwis can't fool us!! Hold the sheep Surin ... hold the sheep. Somebody recently told me their are more sheep per head of population in Scotland than NZ. PS agree with the Two camps scenario and unfort the poms do rank as the worst behaved. True enough,,and the sheep in NZ are very shy at the sound of a zipper being drawn down,,while there are no zippers on a kilt,the scots sheep are more at ease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 True enough,,and the sheep in NZ are very shy at the sound of a zipper being drawn down,,while there are no zippers on a kilt,the scots sheep are more at ease. Yep... and the Welsh have found an ingenious use for velcro.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexy Beast Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 British seamen were notorious for sucking limes to prevent scruvy while at sea. Seems natural enough. I not a seaman however I suck on limes anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sexy Beast Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 I say! This Australian fellow is just about the most uncouth gentleman. The dashed fellow needs a goods bout of the stocks I say! D*nmed vangabond! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinN Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 True enough,,and the sheep in NZ are very shy at the sound of a zipper being drawn down,,while there are no zippers on a kilt,the scots sheep are more at ease. Yep... and the Welsh have found an ingenious use for velcro.. But then again, The kiwi's say that it is the aussie sheep that are worried about zippers and that kiwi do not do that unspeakable thing to sheep,that it is the aussies that gave the bad name to down under. I just do not know what to believe. I do know that in the state of Montana that beastiality is "sexual intercoarse with any animal other than a sheep" tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff1 Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 I give up . Whats a pom ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Totster Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 Whats a pom ? It's the name of a few girls in Nana P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 I've got a feeling this Darren is actually a Pom. Still, can't see why one would have a problem with having too many Pommies in Thailand. Cheerio, Elsie The Poms Lover Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davethailand Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 The Poms Lover someones got to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted August 2, 2004 Share Posted August 2, 2004 The Poms Lover someones got to. And there you are... One of the poms in my heart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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