Viagra

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Viagra in Spanish, we're told, is "viejos agradecidos" or "great old

guys".

Viagra has been a big boon to 'stand up' comedians.

A man spent too much money on Viagra: Now, he's hard up.

Viagra in chocolate bars - you eat it, She says, "Oh Henry!"

A bank sign in Dallas during this heat wave complains: "Who put Viagra

in the thermometer?"

A self-rising bread with Viagra as an added ingredient is being marketed

through a Boston bakery under the name "Pepperidge Firm".

Did you hear about the first death from an overdose of Viagra? A man

took twelve pills and his wife died.

A man at the pharmacy to pick up his Viagra prescription exclaimed over

the $10/pill price. His wife, who was with him, had a different

opinion: "Oh, $40 a year isn't too bad."

Have you tried the new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up

all night.

Men are being warned not to take Viagra with nitrates after five

gentlemen in India did so and changed the balance of power in the

region.

The Viagra computer virus turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.

The Viagra Super virus then sucks all your data off the hard drive.

If you're depressed and think you might need Viagra, see a professional.

If that doesn't work, see a doctor!

A guy named Dave emailed us that he left his Viagra tablet in his shirt

pocket when he sent it to the laundry. Now, his shirt is too stiff to

wear.

We received the report today that it is no longer necessary to stake

tomato plants. Just dissolve a Viagra tablet in the water and they stand

up straight and tall.

Viagra is now being compared to Disneyland - a one-hour wait for a

2-minute ride.

Dan Quail does not support Viagra. Quote: "I've been using this stuff

for a week and NOTHING! It's the worst suppository I've ever used."

Men taking iron supplements are warned that taking Viagra may cause them

to spin around and point nort h.

Rumor has it that when a truck carrying a load of Viagra slid off into

the Ohio River, all the lift bridges suddenly went up.

New plans are being made to raise the Titanic. Experts plan to pump it

full of Viagra, and expect it to raise right up.

For years the medical professional has been looking after the ill, to

make them better. Now, with Viagra, they're raising the dead!

The difference between Niagara and Viagra? Niagara Falls.

It's been said that if you take Viagra and Propecia (or use Rogain) at

the same time, things work great -- but you look like Don King,

afterward.

A Viagra delivery truck was high-jacked: The police are looking for two

'hardened criminals'. They expect a stiff penalty under the penal code.

Unconfirmed but frequent reports tell us that a man who overdosed on

Viagra caused the funeral home problems - they couldn't close his coffin

lid for 3 days.

Even so, we're told that the funeral home ind

ustry is happy about

Viagra overdoses: Lots of new stiffs means an upswing in business.

The nursing home that gives viagra to its male patients to prevent them

rolling out of bed!