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The Three Astronauts

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One day there were three astronauts a blonde, brunnete, and a redhead eating out at Sonic.

The brunette said, "Hey you guys we were the first ones in outer space we should be proud of that," and they said, "Yeah, yeah we are."

Then they start to eat again when the redhead says "Hey you guys we were the first people on the moon we should be proud of that too." They said, "Yeah, yeah we are."

The blonde starts thinking and about one hour later she says, "You guys, you know how we were the first one in outer space and the first ones on the moon?" They said, "Yeah, so?"

"So," the blonde said, "We should be the first ones on the sun too."

The redhead says, "You crazy idiot, if we got within a 100 mile radius of the sun we would burn up and die."

The blonde replies, "You are the crazy idiot, we wouldn't go during the day. We would go at night."

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