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Mama goes shopping and scrutinizes everything. Here is how her shopping went..

Mama: "I don't like the looks of this whitefish."

Merchant: "Lady, for looks you don't buy whitefish; you buy goldfish."

Mama: "Oy, and this chicken, it has a broken leg."

Merchant: "Look lady, you gonna eat it or dance with it?"

Mama: "And before you weigh the meat, take out the bones."

Merchant: "Lady, I buy with bones; you'll buy with bones."

Mama: "I don't pay with bones."

Merchant: "All right, no bones." Mama: "Thank you, you are a gentleman. Now put the bones in a separate bag for soup. And never mind the meat. I don't like your meat anyhow."

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