Old Man's Mind Not Stupid

There was an old man named Zolu, and all he had was a female donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $100,000. He doesn't know what to do with his money, so he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He asks for the finest room and starts going up the stairs with his female donkey. The manager sees him and asks where he's going with his donkey.

"Anywhere I go, she goes."

"I'm sorry, sir," said the manager, "but you can't take the donkey upstairs. Leave it down here with us and we'll take good care of her." So Zolu goes up to his room and opens the door. Everything is made of gold, there is a table full of food, and a huge television. He doesn't want to ruin anything so he takes his raggedy coat off and sleeps on the floor.

The next morning the manager comes up to the room and asks how his night was.

''Great!'' replied Zolu. ''How much do I have to pay?'' he asks.

''One thousand dollars for the food.''

''But I haven't touched the food."

''It was right there, so you should have.

Two thousand dollars for the TV."

''But I didn't even know how to turn the ###### thing on!''

''It was there, so you should have.

Five thousand for sleeping on the bed."

''But I slept on the floor!''

''It was there. Your total is eight thousand dollars."

''Then you owe me ten thousand dollars for screwing my donkey.'' said Zolu.

''But sir, I didn't screw your donkey.'' cried the manager.

''It was there. You should have!''