Business Slogans

SUPER BUSINESS SLOGANS, PART I

Local ad for a plumber:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company in Pennsylvania:

"Don't sleep with a drip - call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:

"Hello, can we pick your nose?"

Sign at the psychic's hotline:

"Don't call us, we'll call you."

At a laundry shop:

"How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be

satisfactory?"

At a Towing Company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

Billboard on the side of the road:

"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

Outside a muffler shop:

"No appointment necessary, we hear you coming."

Outside a hotel:

"Help! We need inn-experienced people."

On a desk in a reception room:

"We shoot every third salesman, and the second one just left."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!" At the electric company:

"We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."