I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

She was a bit lively especially when considering her age; 63 (still had all her own teeth – a bonus).

We drank a bit, had a snog & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman’s double; a mother and daughter threesome? I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on & and shouted up the corridor; "Mum you still awake?"

I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

She was a bit lively especially when considering her age; 63 (still had all her own teeth – a bonus).

We drank a bit, had a snog & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman's double; a mother and daughter threesome? I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on & and shouted up the corridor; "Mum you still awake?"

That's almost as gross as "I kissed my grandmother goodnight and she slipped me the tongue."

I pulled an older woman at a club last night.

She was a bit lively especially when considering her age; 63 (still had all her own teeth – a bonus).

We drank a bit, had a snog & she asked if I'd ever had the sportsman’s double; a mother and daughter threesome? I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on & and shouted up the corridor; "Mum you still awake?"

i'd consider that a major drawback. did the mother have dentures?