Trophy

[ercorn]

I found this picture the other day and it cracked me up.

[FBN]

I found this picture the other day and it cracked me up.

In the same theme...

AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees"!

"What powerful rivers"!

"What beautiful animals"!

He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a

rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look.

He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as

fast as he could up the path. He looked over his

shoulder & saw that the bear was closing

In on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, &the bear was even

closer. He tripped &fell on the ground. He rolled over

to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on

top of him, reaching for him with his left paw

&raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant

the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out

of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these

years, teach others I don't exist and even credit

creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to

help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as

a believer"?

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would

be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me

as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the

BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws

together, bowed his head &spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive

from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."

[lazeeboy]

I found this picture the other day and it cracked me up.

someones got a sense of humour

[ercorn]

I found this picture the other day and it cracked me up.

In the same theme...

AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS

An atheist was walking through the woods.

"What majestic trees"!

"What powerful rivers"!

"What beautiful animals"!

He said to himself.

As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a

rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look.

He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as

fast as he could up the path. He looked over his

shoulder & saw that the bear was closing

In on him.

He looked over his shoulder again, &the bear was even

closer. He tripped &fell on the ground. He rolled over

to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right on

top of him, reaching for him with his left paw

&raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant

the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"

Time Stopped.

The bear froze.

The forest was silent.

As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out

of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these

years, teach others I don't exist and even credit

creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to

help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as

a believer"?

The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would

be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me

as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the

BEAR a Christian"?

"Very Well," said the voice.

The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed.

And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws

together, bowed his head &spoke:

"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive

from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."