At Jomtien Beach

[peter991]

I've spent the last month in Pattaya and walk the beach a lot. One day my partner and I noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn't unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around furtively, then speak to them.

Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something she carried in her bag.

We assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since we didn't know for sure, we just continued to watch her.

After a couple of days, my partner said, "Peter, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?"

I said I had not noticed that.

Then he said, "Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. Then we can find out what she's really doing."

Well, the plan went off without a hitch and my partner was almost hopping up and down with anticipation when he saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.

I walked up the beach and met my partner at the road.

"Well, is she selling drugs?" I asked excitedly.

"No, she's not," he said, enjoying this probably more than he should have.

"Well, what is it then? What does she do?" I fairly shrieked.

My partner grinned and said, "She's a battery sales person.

"Batteries?" I said.

"Yes ..." he replied -

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OOOOH - You' re gonna dislike me for this - but it will make your day !!!

She sells C cells by the seashore.

[zzdocxx]

Which reminds me of the age old question:

Why do mermaids wear seashells?

Because B-shells won't fit! ! !

[FBN]

No more!! PLEASE NO More!!

Great actually!!!