Aussie Drunk Driver

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Drunk Driver

Only an Aussie could pull this one off!!!

From the state where drink driving is considered a sport comes a true story from the Sunshine Coast, Queensland.

Recently, late in the evening, a routine police patrol parked outside a local neighborhood tavern. The officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely

walk.

The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five vehicles, the man managed to find his car, which he fell into. He was there for a few minutes as a

number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night), flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained stationary for a few more minutes with his head resting on the steering as some more patrons left the bar, got into their vehicles and drove off.

At last he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road. The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the

flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyzer test.

To his amazement the breathalyzer indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.

The police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station, this breathalyzer equipment must be broken."

"I don’t think so", said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy"