Gratuitous is one word that comes to mind when reading many replies.

So to save those folks time can we have a quick response menu please.

LOVE IT!!!!

Please add "The tattoos and diamond in her tooth is a fashion statement, nothing more" and "TiT."

Don`t forget, ` My Thai GF is different to the others`

Love it, I want one too (with the enhancements as requested)

Should be easy enough for the Java gurus amongst us to actually implement.

Can we have a personalised "quick response menu" please. I have a few more I'd like to add.

This is ridiculous!!! Totally shocking. I have never had a problem with gratuitous responses. But thats because I love Thailand. It is completely the fault of the filthy backpackers and sex tourists who should be strung up. They shouldn't be here if all they can do is write gratuitous responses. If you have nothing to say then leave, get legal or become an English teacher!

By the way my condolences to the families of all those Grat response people who are strung up!

This is ridiculous!!! Totally shocking. I have never had a problem with gratuitous responses. But thats because I love Thailand. It is completely the fault of the filthy backpackers and sex tourists who should be strung up. They shouldn't be here if all they can do is write gratuitous responses. If you have nothing to say then leave, get legal or become an English teacher!

By the way my condolences to the families of all those Grat response people who are strung up!