Wednesday Pun

The ancient Romans scheduled games at the Coliseum at 3 p.m. sharp. One day, Julius Caesar decided to go to the games with his friend, Brutus. He told Brutus that they could ride in his chariot. Brutus asked Caesar what time he wanted to leave. Caesar knew it took exactly an hour to get from the palace to the Coliseum. So he said,

“At two, Brute!”