and Quicky Brazilian Shaving Parlour

for hairy ladyboys & friends

while on their lunch break

that lasted over thirty seven

cigarettes,3 cigars, packet crisps

and a pint of lager

then back to the building-site

where the absolute truth unraveled

"Bloody hel_l! They are beautiful"

as the waiter served the

frog's legs a la parisienne...

similar to those of zidane

the famous French lady boy

who lost all his hair

in a poker card game

while playing blind because of

the brick wall in front

of the hand being delt

what a hand,all low

grade hearts with a sprinkling

of crème Anglaise on top

sounds very delicious but haven't

tried it out just yet

the cherry keeps popping out

have a swig of Kirsch

calm his nerves

and bravely swallow a whole

fish just like a heron

or a sausage like Paris

Hilton like to enjoy even...