AltumAngel Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 I don't question your existence - GOD Next time you think you're perfect... ...try walking on water Lord help me to be the person my dog thinks I am. Come the rapture can I have your car? It's okay, I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either. If God didn't want us to eat animals why did he make them out of meat? Jesus. Don't leave earth without him. Eve was framed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter991 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. We're staying together for the sake of our website. I brake for email. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer. If I throw a stick, will you leave? If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? Not all men are annoying, some are dead. No trees were destroyed to make this website. No animals were harmed in the production of this website. I used to have a life, now I have a computer. Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peter991 Posted December 6, 2007 Share Posted December 6, 2007 This is the latest T-shirt I saw - but it could be on a sticker too (maybe). Peter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mumbojumbo Posted December 7, 2007 Share Posted December 7, 2007 I never thought I'd miss Nixon. Churches only worship the prophet margin. Don't believe everything you think. Without geometry, life is pointless. Stable relationships are for horses. I thought I was indecisive; now I'm not so sure. When life hands you gators, make Gatorade. I feel better after I wine a little. I would rather hunt with Dick Cheney than drive with Ted Kennedy. When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you. Custer wore an Arrow shirt. I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian! Alcohol and calculus don't mix. DON'T DRINK AND DERIVE! I didn't believe in reincarnation in my last life, either! Excess is never too much in moderation. Help your local Search & Rescue. Get lost! Say "NO" to drugs. That will bring the prices down. When you do a good deed, get a receipt in case heaven is like the IRS. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Jesus loves you! Everybody else thinks you're a jerk. Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl. Procrastinate now. Rehab is for quitters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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