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Grandma's Boyfriend

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A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with

his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and

said,

"Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to

heaven?"

Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom

and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and

the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend."

Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started

adjusting the knobs, trying to get the pic ture i n focus. Frustrated,

she

started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.

The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door,

and there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello, son, is your Grandma home?"

The little boy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her

boyfriend."

The minister fainted.

:o
:o:D

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