Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replies.

The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"

"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one."

:D didn't see that one coming

Two young boys walk into a pharmacy one day, pick out a box of Tampax and proceed to the checkout counter. The man at the counter asks the older boy, "Son, how old are you?"

"Eight," the boy replies.

The man continues, "Do you know what these are used for?"

"Not exactly," the boy says. "But they aren't for me. They're for him. He's my brother. He's four. We saw on TV that if you use these you would be able to swim and ride a bike. Right now he can't do either one."

Colored girl in the carolinas came on for the first time,.told her mother, her mother says ( this joke has to be told with a southern accent ) well you get on down to the pharmacy girl and git yourself some pads ! ,so off she goes,. arrives at the pharmacy and asks big colored assistant ,i need some pads, the pharmacist asks " what type of flow do you have " colored girl looks puzzled but replies ' why we has linoleum !

Tampax have replaced the string with a piece of tinsel - just for the Christmas period.

Tampax have replaced the string with a piece of tinsel - just for the Christmas period.

A very seasonal joke there mr hippo

This brings to mind the story of the woman who owned a Schnauzer, as follows:

This lady's little schnauzer dog has the world's bushiest eyebrows, so he's constantly bumping into fire plugs, trees, beer trucks, you name it.

She takes him into the vet to get the hair trimmed out of his eyes so he can see where he's going. The vet tells her that trimming a dog's eyebrows isn't a job for a doctor of veterinary medicine; she should do it herself--take the schnauzer to a dog trimmer, or perhaps use hair remover to do a more permanent job.

So, she goes into the drug store and asks the pharmacist for some hair remover. He says, "This is our best depilatory. Use it full strength on legs and half strength on underarms."

She says, "But it's for my schnauzer."

The pharmacist replied, "Then use it quarter-strength and don't ride a bicycle for two weeks."