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[Jimbo]

Headline WOMAN WITH NO PAST

Posted Monday, August 30, 2004

By Wimon Praveentusanee

Email [email protected]

Location Bangkok

Description

36 years old, MBA-US, virgin, alone. Not necessary to talk or meet. You just send your profile with picture(s), an essay about yourself, plus two recommendation letters. Applicants are required to be very rich and must live permanently in a developed country. And for your profile to be considered, there is an application fee of US$100.

[Insight]

How much is your average barfine again?

[baht&sold]

Wouldn't let the enterprising 'person' on my site if they tried. Bin! ...along with the Katoey 4 sale and the farang 'buy woman for house' and the...

(well, you get the idea;)

[Limbo]

Headline WOMAN WITH NO PAST

I thought only new-borns had no past.

Is that why the present president of the usa is a new-born christian?

Can you deny a past by becoming a christian?

Do you have to be a christian to believe in miracles?

I am puzzled.

[NedKelly]

Gees I think i'll send anapplication form in......with the small fee for a virgin.....US$1000.....thats nothin !

Just like that nice guy from Nigeria who is going to deposit US $ 10 million into my bank account after I sent him a small fee of US$5000. Such a generous guy !!! I will be so rich...I'll buy a new car, new house and land in ChiangMai or phuket.........

[Sully]

Hey we need BEGS insight on this...he's got all the fuggin answers....

[Totster]

Applicants are required to be very rich and must live permanently in a developed country.

... well that's me out then...!!

totster

[Bizz]

Headline WOMAN WITH NO PAST

Posted Monday, August 30, 2004

By Wimon Praveentusanee

Email [email protected]

Location Bangkok

Description

36 years old, MBA-US, virgin, alone. Not necessary to talk or meet. You just send your profile with picture(s), an essay about yourself, plus two recommendation letters. Applicants are required to be very rich and must live permanently in a developed country. And for your profile to be considered, there is an application fee of US$100.

God how can you knock a try'er

he must have been up allnight thinking this up.

Dear Sir/Madam,

I greet you in the name of GOD.

I am AISHA ABID from South Africa.I am married to Late

MR BELLO ABID of blessed memory who is an oil explorer

in Libya and Kuwait for twelve years before he died in the

year 2000.

We were married for twelve years without a child.He died

after a brief illness that lasted for only four days.Before his

death we were both devoted to our God.Since his death I

too have been battling with both Cancer and fibroid

problems. When my late Husband was alive he deposited

the sum of $15.5million (Fifteen Million,Five Hundred

thousand U.S Dollars) with a Security Company in

Zimbabwe.the money is deposited as Family

valuables/Treasure for security reasons.

Recently,my doctor told me that I have only six months to

live due to cancer problem. Though what disturbs me

most is my stroke sickness.Having known my condition I

decided to entrust this fund to either a phylantropic

organization or devoted individual that will utilize this

money the way I am going to instructs herein.30% of the

$15.5million goes to the individual as entitlement,

I want this individual to use 60% of this money in all

sincerity to fund phylanthropic organisation, orphanages,

widows and 10% be sent back to me to abset my medical

bills and for my upkeep before i meet my creator.

I am taking this decision because I don't have any child or

devoted relations that will inherit this money I don't want a

situation where this money will be used in an Ungodly

manner.Hence the reasons for this bold decision. My

health is Retrogressing by the minute, you will have to

send your POSTAL ADDRESS, CONTACT PHONE NUMBER AND FAX and

details about yourself,so that i will forward them to the

Security company As soon as I receive your reply to

my mail address: , [email protected]

and i shall give you the contact information of the Security

Company in Zimbabwe where the money was deposited,

Until I hear from you,my dreams will rest squarely on your

shoulders.May the Almighty God continue to guide and

protect you.

Remain Blessed,

MRS AISHA ABID.

NOTE;All replies should be forwarded to my confidential

email address:

@netscape.net

Iv left out his email address

[NedKelly]

Hahahaha......I get these all the time. the most recent one was from a woman scammer who said her lat ehusband left this huge amount in a bank account and she wanted to send it to me........so I sent her anemail and suggested that if she was a looker, maybe we could come to an agreement.........and what happens.......she sends me some pics of a big ol fat chic........so I replied saying how hot she was.... bla blah blah.......no reply fromher yet !!

[Yohan]

Headline WOMAN WITH NO PAST

Posted Monday, August 30, 2004

By Wimon Praveentusanee

Email [email protected]

Location Bangkok

Description

36 years old, MBA-US, virgin, alone. Not necessary to talk or meet. You just send your profile with picture(s), an essay about yourself, plus two recommendation letters. Applicants are required to be very rich and must live permanently in a developed country. And for your profile to be considered, there is an application fee of US$100.

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