A middle aged couple is watching TV when a TV Evangelist comes on

and promises to heal the sick.

"If only you would pray with Him, place your right hand in the

air, and place your left hand on the afflicted area, the Almighty

Lord will heal you."

So the man places his right hand in the air and his left hand on

his crotch and his wife says "Gee honey he said heal the sick, not

raise the dead!"

getting worse baby