Two Young Guys

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and

appeared in court on Friday before the judge.

The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to

give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go

out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and

get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court

Monday."

Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the 1st

one, "How did you do over the weekend?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs

forever."

"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"

"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew 2 circles like this - O o

...and told them this (the big circle) is your brain before drugs

and this (small circle) is your brain after drugs."

"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, (to the 2nd boy)

how did you do?"

"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs

forever."

"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that?"

"Well, I used a similar approach. (draws 2 circles)... I said,

(pointing to the small circle) "this is your asshol_e before

prison . . ."