My friend and I plan to marry. My friend is a dream woman. There is something that disturbed me, however, her mother. She is in her 40ies, wears minis and very sexy T-shirts. Always, when I am around her she allows me a deep view, she does not do this with anybody else, only with me.

One day the mother asked me to come over in order to discuss the planning of the wedding and the guests list.

When I arrived she was alone at home and whispered into my ear: "I want to sleep with you, only one single time before the wedding. Really only once."

She said, no one would learn about this and afterwards I could marry her sexy

daughter and our little secret would be buried in her heart forever.

I was totally shocked.

She said, she would now go upstairs. If I wanted I should just follow her to the bedroom. Then she somehow managed to take her panties off and threw them at me while disappearing in the bedroom.

I said no word, left the house and went to my car.

Outside my future father-in-law suddenly appeared, embraced me and said in tears:

"we are so happy that you passed our little test.

We can wish for no better man for our daughter. Welcome in the family".

The moral of this story?

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Always keep your condoms in the car...