penzman Posted September 7, 2004 Share Posted September 7, 2004 One morning Dick Cheney and George W. Bush were having brunch at a Washington restaurant. The attractive waitress asks Cheney what he would like and he replies, "I'll have a bowl of oatmeal and some fruit." "And what can I get for you, sir?" she asks George W. He replies, "How about a quickie?" "Why, Mr. President," the waitress says, "How rude, you're starting to act like Mr. Clinton and you haven't even been in office for a full term yet!" As the waitress storms away, Cheney leans over to Bush and whispers, It's pronounced "quiche ". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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