Naam Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 You can use a rabbit to spice up your life, you can get it in several different colours... that's really sick! white rabbits are OK. but different colours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatler Posted January 14, 2008 Author Share Posted January 14, 2008 Hmm spicing things up a bit, how about trying the magic of Yaa Mohng? You can buy it from any chemist, rub it on yer balls, wait a few mins and you'll be hot n ready in no time.Goodluck DSG will let you know it 2 months time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgs2001uk Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 there are plenty of online stores you can look at. try googling sexy land in australia and see what you get. their website is very informative and they have heaps of products. most people here buy online from what i understand. and yes, i agree. RABBIT. say no more. the criminal codes of most countries mention sex with animals as a punishable crime. my wife keeps on telling me that when i greedily eye that young goat with those beautiful pink eyes (not to talk of her sexy derrière) in the neighbourhood. could it be my wife lies to me? i think you must have spent too long in the middle east good dr, nice to see you were open minded enough to pick up on the local practices, different countries different cultures. i also hear you would only have been committing a crime if the goat was married Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legag Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 . . How could it be so diffecult to understand the connection between RABBIT and SEX? . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 there are plenty of online stores you can look at. try googling sexy land in australia and see what you get. their website is very informative and they have heaps of products. most people here buy online from what i understand. and yes, i agree. RABBIT. say no more. the criminal codes of most countries mention sex with animals as a punishable crime. my wife keeps on telling me that when i greedily eye that young goat with those beautiful pink eyes (not to talk of her sexy derrière) in the neighbourhood. could it be my wife lies to me? i think you must have spent too long in the middle east good dr, nice to see you were open minded enough to pick up on the local practices, different countries different cultures. i also hear you would only have been committing a crime if the goat was married that's a wrong assumption (except for the time i spent in the Middle East). under Sharia law it would be a punishable crime because 1) i am married 2) i am not married to the goat i am lusting for 3) having sex with an animal is a punishable crime 4) Sharia law (unlike Hindu practice) does not allow humans to marry animals now no more sidesteps please! i am asking for advice. what are my options? does Thai law permit that i take that goat as mia noi? if yes, what is the proper procedure? to whom am i supposed to pay dowry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris78 Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 i am asking for advice. what are my options? does Thai law permit that i take that goat as mia noi? if yes, what is the proper procedure? to whom am i supposed to pay dowry? I am fairly new to this forum...but that has to be the strangest thing I've seen on here thus far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
esprit Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 i am asking for advice. what are my options? does Thai law permit that i take that goat as mia noi? if yes, what is the proper procedure? to whom am i supposed to pay dowry? I am fairly new to this forum...but that has to be the strangest thing I've seen on here thus far. That's nothing, just wait for Sheep items Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boksida Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 that's a wrong assumption (except for the time i spent in the Middle East). under Sharia law it would be a punishable crime because1) i am married 2) i am not married to the goat i am lusting for 3) having sex with an animal is a punishable crime 4) Sharia law (unlike Hindu practice) does not allow humans to marry animals now no more sidesteps please! i am asking for advice. what are my options? does Thai law permit that i take that goat as mia noi? if yes, what is the proper procedure? to whom am i supposed to pay dowry? There are a lot of ramifications to be considered here and the whole issue should be handled with kid gloves. It is quite an acceptable practice for Englishmen to be spanked by a nanny though if that is of any interest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobalt60 Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 A word of caution to the Naam, women can be a mystery, but goats can be quite capricious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 i am asking for advice. what are my options? does Thai law permit that i take that goat as mia noi? if yes, what is the proper procedure? to whom am i supposed to pay dowry? I am fairly new to this forum...but that has to be the strangest thing I've seen on here thus far. what's so strange? i demand freedom of choice and the goat is not underaged. i checked that already. you are as stubborn as my wife who denies me any kind of fun. perhaps you are her long lost twin sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 i am asking for advice. what are my options? does Thai law permit that i take that goat as mia noi? if yes, what is the proper procedure? to whom am i supposed to pay dowry? I am fairly new to this forum...but that has to be the strangest thing I've seen on here thus far. That's nothing, just wait for Sheep items sheep? YIKES! lambs... perhaps how much is a flight from BKK to AKL? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
huggybear Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Just wanting to get some advice from others about sex toys and bondage stuff!! My wife is expecting our second child in a few weeks and after the child is born we want to spice up the bedroom activites with something different. Any idea's and suitable tools would be great..Thanks in advance Please re-post this on the Phuket Forum. Boring over there................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VTR1000 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 We like to use imported clocks .... still waiting for the last one we ordered! Sex life has evaporated! (Tatler will know!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowflake Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 You could try some magical stuff, like saw your wife in two, then she can watch while you are doing the job, then after you can swap. this way you can watch and see,,, could be fuN??? How to do? I dont know but you could ask David Copperfield, he seems like he knows what he is doing... Thanks... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jtown9guy Posted January 24, 2008 Share Posted January 24, 2008 I think all a person would have to do is have a subject that would have the single word "sex" and it would get more looks than any other. I am sure someone has tried it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatler Posted January 25, 2008 Author Share Posted January 25, 2008 You could try some magical stuff, like saw your wife in two, then she can watch while you are doing the job, then after you can swap. this way you can watch and see,,, could be fuN??? How to do? I dont know but you could ask David Copperfield, he seems like he knows what he is doing... Thanks... I have googled it Snowflake and i'll try it soon. That means she could multi-task, cook the dinner in the kitchen while the other part was in the bedroom can't wait... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluelotus Posted January 25, 2008 Share Posted January 25, 2008 try cheaplubes.com they have everything fast discrete airmail delivery very reliable Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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