Coffee Dude Posted September 10, 2004 Share Posted September 10, 2004 An old couple decided they wanted to extend their family. Try as they might the seed never took root. They decided to go to the doctor to see if there was anything to be done. The doctor just looked at the old man and said !!Emitt!! you're old, you probably have a low sperm count. I will need a specimen. The next day the couple returned to the doctor. They handed him an empty specimen bottle. The old man said “We both tried with both hands, my wife tried with her teeth in and she tried with her teeth out”. "We just can’t get the top off this bottle". Coffee!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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