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A Man In A Hot Air Balloon

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A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and

spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted,

"Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an

hour ago but I don't know where I am."

The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering

approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees

north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

"You must be in Information Technology," said the balloonist.

"I am," replied the woman, "how did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically

correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information and the fact

is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If

anything, you've delayed my trip."

The woman below responded, "You must be in Management."

"I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're

going. You have risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot

air. You made a promise, which you've no idea how to keep, and you

expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in

exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow

it's my f** ing fault."

All the best are recycled, I remember the person on the ground being an engineer :D

Still sooooo true, particularly on the Indian projects I'm currently working on lumbered with :o

"I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"

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All the best are recycled, I remember the person on the ground being an engineer :D

Still sooooo true, particularly on the Indian projects I'm currently working on lumbered with :D

Absolutely, it could apply to engineers too.

Sympathise with you. have you got any hair left ? :o

  • 4 weeks later...

Yes I have always enjoyed this joke! ! !

To tell it well though requires some memorization IMO.

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