Little Boys Logic

[pattayadave]

There was this little boy about 12 years old walking down the

> > sidewalk,dragging a flattened frog on a string behind came up to the

> > doorstep of a house of ill repute and knocked on the door.

> >

> > When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he

> > wanted. He said, 'I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have

> > the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it.'

> >

> > The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told

> > him to pick any of the girls he liked.

> >

> > He asked, 'Do any of the girls have any diseases?'

> >

> > Of course the Madam said no.

> >

> > He said, 'I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after

> > making love with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want.'

> >

> > Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the

> > Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the

> > hall, dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later he came

> > back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door.

> >

> > The Madam stopped him and asked, 'Why did you pick the only girl in the

> > place with a disease, instead of one of the others?'

> >

> > He said, 'Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are

> > going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter.

> > After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just

> > happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the disease

> > that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the

> > baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and

> > he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitter's,

> > he and Mom will go to bed and have sex, and Mom will catch it. In the

> > morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a

> > quickie with Mom and catch the disease, and HE'S the prick who ran over my

> > FROG.'

[suegha]

Wow, this is complex!