February 10, 200818 yr Two strangers were seated next to each other on a plane. The guy turned to the cute blonde next to him and made his move. "Let's talk," he said. "I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger." The blonde looks up and says, "What would you like to discuss?" "Oh, I don't know, " said the man. "how about nuclear power?" "OK," said the blonde. "But let me ask you a question first: a horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?" "Oh brother," said the man, "I have no idea." "So, tell me." said the blonde, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit."
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