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Office Boy

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A jobless man applied for the position of "office boy" at Microsoft.

The HR manager interviewed him then watched him cleaning the floor as a

test.

"You are employed" he said. "Give me your e-mail address and I'll send u the application to fill in, as well as date when u may start.

The man replied "But I don't have a computer, neither an email".

"I'm sorry", said the HR manager. If you don't have an email, that

means you do not exist. And who doesn't exist, cannot have the job."

The man left with no hope at all. He didn't know what to do, with only

$10 in his pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket n buy a

10Kg tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round.

In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated

the operation three times, and returned home with $60.

The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go

everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or tripled

every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his

own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US.

He started to plan his family's future, and decided to have a life

nsurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the

conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email.

The man replied, "I don't have an email."

The broker answered curiously, "You don't have an email, and yet have

succeeded to build an empire. Can you imagine what you could have been

if you had an e mail?!!"

The man thought for a while and replied, "Yes, I'd be an office boy at

Microsoft!"

Moral of the story

M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.

M2 - If you don't have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.

M3- If you received this message by email, you are closer to being

an office boy/girl, than a millionaire... Have a great day!!!

P.S - Do not forward this reply this post, I am closing my pc & going

to sell tomatoes!!!

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