Two young girls were talking about their sex lives when the first girl says, "Oh my god!, it was really great, but I was so scared after his rubber broke. I didn't get a good night's sleep for a week."

"What happened," says her intrigued friend.

"I didn't know what I was going to do, but I was finally able to get the last little piece of it out with dental floss."

WillyL, your jokes have been of top quality, but I don't know about this one!?!

Reminds me of the one about,

"What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair hits the ground?"

Answer:

(Make a spitting sort of sound with your mouth) "Ptui!"

Sorry that's a little off color.

Reminds me of the one about,

"What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair hits the ground?"

Answer:

(Make a spitting sort of sound with your mouth) "Ptui!"

Sorry that's a little off color.

It certainly is that!