What Nationality Were Adam And Eve?

[AltumAngel]

A Briton, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.

"Look at their reserve, their calm," muses the Brit. "They must be British."

"Nonsense," the Frenchman disagrees. "They're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French."

"No clothes, no shelter," the Russian points out, "they have only an apple to eat, and they're being told this is paradise. They are Russian."

[suegha]

Mildly amusing!

[zzdocxx]

And who was the first person to use a computer?

A: Eve. She had an apple in one hand and a wang in the other.

[suegha]

And who was the first person to use a computer?

A: Eve. She had an apple in one hand and a wang in the other.

You come out with some cokers doc!

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Was Adam black or was he white?

God said to Adam, what are you? and Adam replied, you are what you are.

So Adam must of been white, otherwise he would have answered, you is what you is.

Ah well, please yourselves.