The Scotsman's Wife

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals she isn't wearing any panties.

"Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing an knickers?" her husband demanded.

"Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any," she replies.

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 50 pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no panties.

"Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" her husband demands.

"I can't afford any on the money you give me," she replies.

He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's 20 pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over to place her ball on the tee. The wind also take her skirt over head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it.

"Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" her husband demands.

"You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any," she replies.

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love o' Jasus 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."